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Best of 2011

Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2012 by noisenoisenoise

I spent most of 2011 catching up on releases that came out in 2010 so the best record I listened to all of last year was Black Mountain Transmitter’s Black Goat of the Woods. Yet when I actually compiled a list of the records I tracked  down in 2011 I was surprised by the sheer number of them. The other thing I’ve noticed is that I have barely written about any of them. This year’s releases (at least the ones I enjoyed) were a challenging bunch of records and it has taken me more listens in order to come to terms with many of these records than in past years. So here is my best of list, other records I enjoyed and some lists from some readers. Thanks again for all of your support and conversations this year. Here is to an even better 2012.

Records of 2011 (and I am ranking them for the first time.)

20. Skullflower – Fucked On a Pile of Corpses

19. Mamuthones – Mamuthones

18. Merzbow – Yaho-Niwa

17. Machinefabriek – Veldverk

16. Part Wild Horses Mane on Both Sides – Poisson

15. Zomby – Dedication

14. Peaking Lights – 936

13. Demdike Stare – Tryptych

12. Rustie – Glass Swords

11. The Thing with Jim O’Rourke – Shinjuku Growl

10. Pete Swanson – I Don’t Rock At All

9. Ectoplasm Girls – TxN

8. Tim Hecker – Ravedeath 1972

7. Oneohtrix Point Never – Replica

6. New Blockaders/Merzbow/Anomali – Kali-Yuga Karma

5. Cut Hands – Afro Noise 1

4. Werewolf Jerusalem – Confessions of a Sex Maniac

3. Merzbow – Dead Zone

2. Daniel Menche and Anla Courtis – Yagua Ovy

1. Daniel Menche – Feral

 

Record I still don’t know if I like

Prurient – Bermuda Drain

 

Record’s I’ve listened to a lot

Kevin Drumm – Second

Merzbow & Jamie Saft – Merzdub

Black to Comm – 1968

Mouthus – No Canal

Richard Skelton – Landings

 

Ben’s List

2011:
Tim Hecker – Ravedeath, 1972

Julianna Barkwick – The Magic Place

Toby Goodshank – Truth, Jump, Fall

Merzbow – Dead Zone

Colin Stetson – New History Warfare Vol 2

Daniel Menche – Feral

Lindsey Buckingham – Seeds We Sow

Oneohtrix Point Never – Replica

Prurient – Bermuda Drain

Richard Buckner – Our Blood

Honorable Mention:
Merzbow – Lop Lop

10 non-2011 CDs that blew me away:
Nurse with Wound – Huffin Rag Blues

Koji Asano – Galaxies

Yellow Swans – Deterioration

Lasse Marhaug/John Wiese – Country & Western

Ulver – Nattens Madrigal

Tim Hecker – Harmony In Ultraviolet

Boards of Canada – Music Has the Right to Children

Keith Fullerton Whitman – Libson

Keith Fullerton Whitman – Playtroughs

Keith Fullerton Whitman – Multiples

Can – Tago Mago

Stephen’s List
Drone, noise, ambient
Asva – Presences of Absences
Barn Owl – Lost in the Glare
Deaf Center – Owl Splinter
Tim Hecker – Ravedeath, 1972
Rene Hell – The Terminal Symphony
Natural Snow Buildings – Chants of Niflheim
Natural Snow Buildings – Waves of the Random Sea
Oneohtrix Point Never – Replica
Prurient – Bermuda Drain
Skullflower – Fucked on a Pile of Corpses
Metal, doom, stoner
Black Cobra – Invernal
Boris – New Album
Jesu – Ascension
Krallice – Diotima
Liturgy – Aesthethica
Subrosa – No Help for the Mighty Ones
Tombs – Path of Totality
Weedeater – Jason… the Dragon
Wolves in the Throne Room – Celestial Lineage
YOB – Atma
Psych, folk, new age
Charalambides – Exile
Steve Hauschildt – Tragedy and Geometry
Mark McGuire – Get Lost
Mark McGuire – A Young Person’s Guide to Mark McGuire
Six Organs of Admittance – Asleep on the Floodplain
Sun Araw – Ancient Romans
Woods – Sun and Shade
Rock, non-metal
Belong – Common Era
Cave – Neverendless
Earth – Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light
Grails – Deep Politics
White Hills – H-p1
Esoteric, experimental, other
Bohren & der Club of Gore – Beileid
Demdike Stare – Tryptych
Bill Orcutt – How the Thing Sings

Readers 2011 Lists

Posted in Uncategorized on December 7, 2011 by noisenoisenoise

Well, I feel like I’ve spent most of this year catching up  on the records I missed  last year. So to address the balance I’m calling for Top 10 Lists from DBS readers. I thought two lists would be fun. One for 2011 releases and a general one for the records that rocked your world this year irrespective of when it was released.  The records do not have to be in a particular order (unless you want them to be) and you can even go beyond 10 if you feel the need.

If you want to participate send your lists to ducksbattlesatan@gmail.com by Christmas and I’ll post them on boxing day.

cheers

Dave

Olive Music

Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2011 by noisenoisenoise

A quick note to let you know that I’m also now writing for Olive Music. The reviews that I post there will be cross posted here.

www.olive-music.blogspot.com

New Blog – Expresswaytoyourskull

Posted in Uncategorized on November 8, 2010 by noisenoisenoise

Miles – a reader and sometime contributor to this blog has started his own.  Check it out!

www.expresswaytoyourskull.wordpress.com

Best video ever (Part 2)

Posted in Uncategorized on October 23, 2010 by noisenoisenoise

Moustaches – yes, narrative -no. What do you reckon the other guy is whispering in Omar Souleyman’s  ear? The album this comes from is fantastic.

Best video ever (Part 1)

Posted in Uncategorized on October 23, 2010 by noisenoisenoise

… because there are just not enough velvet frock coats in pop music.

Search terms take two

Posted in Uncategorized on June 14, 2010 by noisenoisenoise

Below are the top 6 search terms people type in  and are directed to ducksbattlesatan. See if you can spot the search term which is not like the others.

double leopards 520
noisenoisenoise 378
merzbow 245
merzbow 1930 228
yellow swans at all ends 199
animal fucking 165

Now I had a bit of a trawl through what I’ve written and I think I tracked down the culprit. Here’s my top blog tip – when describing animal noises on a record try not to use fucking as an adjective.

You’re welcome.

Your friend Dave.

Thanks

Posted in Uncategorized on May 30, 2010 by noisenoisenoise

I’ve been a but pre-occupied at the moment but Ducks Battle Satan (aka noisenoisenoise) had a bit of a milestone this month with 300 posts.

It’s been three years of record reviews and as I look through this blog I’ve noticed how my listening habits have changed. Less doom and more drone seems to be the order of the day. A reader emailed me the other day for some advice. He was interested in noise but didn’t know where to start. I was pretty chuffed that he asked me because the main reason I started writing this blog was to try to articulate my experiences with this brave new world of sound. My list of recommendations was probably a bit unwieldy and unhelpful but if you want to see it published here drop me a line. I’d also like to say a big hello to the regular readers from Tennessee, Utrecht and Minneapolis. I’m not sure who you are but if you want to say hi – ducksbattlesatan@gmail.com

cheers

Dave

Ben Frost – By The Throat (Bedroom Community) 2009

Posted in Ben Frost, Drone, Music, noise, Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 6, 2010 by noisenoisenoise

“The difficult third album has been replaced with the undifferentiated 14th CD-R. What happened to the thrill of the new? Hearing something you never conceived might exist and knowing it’s exactly what you always needed to hear.”

I love this bit of writing by Nick Southgate in the Wire because it neatly sums up how I often feel. The thing about continuing this blog and trying new things and expanding musical and sound horizons is that ever now and then I hit absolute fucking gold. A record that worked like a sonic ear syringe. In fact one of the best releases in the last couple of years. It’s a droning, post rock, field recording, distortion,noise fest. Equally terrifying and beautiful. Just listen to these two clips and tell me I’m wrong.

I’m on the Twitter

Posted in Uncategorized on March 30, 2010 by noisenoisenoise

You can follow me on the Twitter if you’re keen. Ducksbattlesata is the name. Where is my fucking “n”?

Merzbow – 13 Japanese Birds Pt.12: Tsubame (Important) 2009

Posted in Merzbow, Music, noise, Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 16, 2010 by noisenoisenoise

I’ve been on a bit of a Merz-break. Last year I posted on 28 Merzbow records and that was less than 50% of the Merzbow I actually bought last year. The common theme to many Merzbow reviews I’ve read in recent times is that he is a one dimensional noise artist, but after listening to that many Merzbow records I can attest once and for all that the theory is wrong. My words of advice to anyone looking at taking on Merzbow is to start with a couple of Merz records and then get Pulse Demon, Amlux, Dust of Dreams, 1930 and Sphere. I think those records give you a decent overview and you get a  starting point that allows you to  explore the style of Merzbow that works for you best. In 2010 I’ll probably pick up some of his newer work but a full scale mining of his back catalougue might be for someone else to accomplish (and this from the jerk who a week ago shelled out for Turmeric).

I’m kind of glad that this series is ending although it did  manage to bring some new ideas into his sound. Overall I’m not sure whether it has been successful as a body of work but I might leave that post for 2011. I didn’t necessarily enjoy all of the ideas on this series but there was enough great stuff  to keep me mostly interested throughout the year. Pt.12 opens with one of my favourite tracks of the series, Destroy the Cages, which is chock full of the whirling noise maelstrom and devoid of recognisable forms and reminds me of his work of the late 1990′s. It’s terrific and certainly an antidote to the common drum kit theme of this series. The drum kit makes an appearance in the final two tracks but despite my heavy recent criticism of that damn drum kit,  they’re not too bad. I’ll still be glad to here him put the drum kit away for a while but maybe that’s just me. One more to go.

Best of 2009

Posted in Uncategorized on December 31, 2009 by noisenoisenoise

I’m hopeless at picking the best record of any particular year but I will give you a list of things that were released this year that rocked my world.

Golden Sores – a Peaceable Kingdom

TODD – Big Ripper

Black Boned Angel – Verdun

Derek Rogers – Color Shield

finneyerkes – Gather and Sing

Chord – Flora

Prurient – Cocaine Death

Hospitals – Hairdryer Peace (it was released on CD this year so I’m counting it!)

Emeralds – What Happened

Daniel Menche – Kataract

Locrian – Rain of Ashes

Health – Get Color

Aaron Dilloway – Chain Shot

MerzbowFukurou: 13 Japanese Birds Pt.2

Merzbow - Camouflage

Wolf Eyes – Always Wrong

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Oneohtrix Point Never – Rifts

Sunn 0))) – Monoliths and Dimensions

Khanate – Clean Hands Go Foul

Melvins – Chicken Switch

John Wiese – Circle Snare

KTL – IV

What did I miss?

Ducks Battle Satan

Posted in Uncategorized on November 14, 2009 by noisenoisenoise

Well I suppose it was time to change the name of this blog. Noisenoisenoise as a name has been shitting me so I decided to shell out some cash and actually fucking pay for a domain name.  The old blog will automatically link here but feel free to update your links.

Dave

Merzbow – Somei (Low Impedance) 2009

Posted in Merzbow, Music, noise, Uncategorized on October 20, 2009 by noisenoisenoise

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This was the first album Merzbow released in 2009, arriving from a small Greek label, Low Impedance. I suspect that had I heard this at the  time it was released and before I started receiving the 13 Japanese Birds records, my thoughts on this work may have been very different. But it was not until May of this year that I shelled out the cash for Somei  and by that stage Merzbow drumming in a free jazz style (and other styles for that matter) was no longer the novelty that it might have been when this first came out. In fact Somei is really a precursor to the whole 13 Japanese Birds thing in that it heavily features Akita doing the whole drumming thing but here it is much more restrained  than what you get on many of the 13 Birds records but had the title and art work had been any different you’d probably have thought that it is one of the recent series. To be fair, out of all of the recent Merzbow records I’ve heard barring a couple of the 13 Japanese Birds ones which have been excellent (Pt 2 for instance) my favourite (recent) Merzbow record has to be Tombo and I wonder whether this is because deep down I actually prefer his pure noise records rather than those which have some recognisable forms. I was reading a review of Oersted which appears on Amazon of all places, and the reviewer has an idea which I think has some merit: he differentiated the Merzbow records based on the harshness of the noise. So for instance he gave Pulse Demon an extreme rating, 1930 a very harsh rating, Merzbuta was given a low to moderate rating etc. As a general idea I think it is pretty good, but it become tricky when you have to start examining his latest work. There has to be more to differentiating Merzbow’s work than simply the harshness factor, and how do you in fact define harshness because my idea of harsh and your idea of harsh might be quite different. To truly make sense of  Merzbow’s work and to write a meaningful review I think a Merzbow record has to be considered on a criteria of  volume, the density of the layers, recognisable forms, repetition and rate of change  and whether when you chuck them all of them into the mix, the record actually works. And I think that might be some if the problem with his more recent works (particularly last years). The concepts by themselves are pretty good but what actually makes a Merzbow record interesting is two fold. Firstly are we hearing something new, for instance does  Merzbow’s take on an already recognisable form astonish and delight? Secondly if there are no recognisable forms,  is the way it is constructed and controlled great – does it allow me to reach some form of “noise nirvana” (I pinched that off Paul Hegarty). Basically is the record convincing as the work of someone who is at the top of his game or was it simply put together after breakfast and sent  to the latest small label to release.  Good Merzbow astonishes and delights. Is Somei good Merzbow? No not really. Is it a good noise record? As Sarah Palin would say – You betcha!

Merzbow – Dust of Dreams (Thisco) 2005

Posted in Merzbow, Music, noise, Uncategorized on August 8, 2009 by noisenoisenoise

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This is probably my favourite Merzbow record. Big call I know but hear me out. Dust of Dreams, for me, is a prime example of why no other noise artist gets close to the great man. The record kicks of with the 12 minute 1339 an exercise of the interplay of psychedelic rock groove  and harsh noise. The real treat is the epic 37 minute Dust of Dreams, a track that would have even the most casual Merzbow listener in noise heaven. Over its 37 minutes, the track is anchored by a recurring loop of ethnic drumming which in turn is obliterated, changes pitch and re asserts itself before being swallowed again by layers of pure distortion. The track alternates between density and being flooded with light. It is in a work godhead. The final track leaves the  psychedelic forms of the first two tracks behind and embraces a quasi-industrial feel. It’s all great stuff. I’m not sure how readily available this is and I think I bought this from the Blossoming Noise website. Thisco is a tiny Portuguese label and kudos to them for releasing my favourite Merzbow record.

Merzbow – Uzura: 13 Japanese Birds Pt.5 (Important) 2009

Posted in Merzbow, Music, noise, Uncategorized with tags , , on June 7, 2009 by noisenoisenoise

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The intent behind Uzura is a bit different to his earlier four releases in his series. The titles of the  three tracks is Requiem for the 259000 quails culled at a farm in Toyohashu Part 1-3, so I suppose this release is firmly in the vein of Merzbow’s other angry message albums like Bloody Sea, Peace for Animals and Mizano. Except this, like its previous albums in the 13 Bird series, follows a similar formula. Thingskick off with the mad drumming overlaid with Merzbow’s patented scree and hiss. I’ve heard it before and while it is fine for what it is , I’m was looking forward to something a bit fresher. The odd thing about these Birds records is the fact that on each of them the final two tracks are the ones which are truly interesting. The second track starts off as a generic Merzbow track before almost stopping dead half way through and re-emerging beat-filled and full of light before it gradually becomes denser. Its bang on full of those swirling textures and surprises that make Merzbow ‘s work so exciting. The final track starts off with some subtle mad drumming and a sound that is something akin to an oboe and what initially sounds like human wailing quickly becomes a different oboe-type noise before sounding again like something almost mournful and human. Shit it’s good. Almost like free-jazz, goth Merzbow but quiet and restrained.  It of course quickens, slows down, adds some retro synth noodling and that siren effect he uses so well.  This is another great addition to the series. Can he keep it up is the question.

Double Leopards – Halve Maen (Eclipse) 2003

Posted in Double Leopards, Drone, Music, noise, Religious Knives, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on March 24, 2009 by noisenoisenoise

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I don’t know why I hadn’t got hold of this until a couple of weeks ago. A Hole is True, Double Leopards last CD from recollection, is one of my favourite drone/noise CD’s of all time. I suppose every copy I’d seen until recently has been prohibitively expensive.

Double Leopards were a quartet when they recorded this (Chris Gray, Marcia bassett, Mike Bernstein and Maya Miller). Marcia Bassett also records as Zaimph and with Matthew Bowers as Hototogisu, Miller and Bernstein are now half of the awesome Religious Knives and I suppose Gray is off doing his own thing as well.  Halve Maen was originally a vinyl only release on the vinyl only Eclipse Records. In 2005 they re-released it on CD and I don’t often comment on packaging on this blog but the packaging here is a replica of the gatefold 2 LP vinyl. It is really well done. Lovely stuff indeed.

So what of the actual music? Well I think this record is actually a bit easier on the ears than A Hole is True. They concentrate on drone with a psychedelic twist. It doesn’t have the obvious rock influences of Religious Knives but if you love that band you can hear a link between the two groups most easily on this. I’ve read some comparisons to Stars of the Lid, a band which I’ve only started listening to this year and in some senses the comparisons are justified. They both specialise in drone but Halve Maen is a much darker and less achingly beautiful variant than Stars. It’s also a less visceral and industrial feel than A Hole is True. It’s certainly Dark but not as evil as their final album. In many ways I prefer Halve Maen to A Hole is True but if you like your noise/drone you should  really track down both. 

This is them live and being scary from the Fun for None DVD. more representative of Hole is True than Halve Maen but great none the less. 

Live at ATP 2006. Probably a bit closer to Halve Maen.

Ed Hall – Gloryhole (Trance Syndicate) 1991

Posted in Butthole Surfers, Ed Hall, Music, Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 15, 2009 by noisenoisenoise

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In my younger days I was a bit of a label whore. Still am come to think of it. One of the labels I followed was the Texas label Trance Syndicate. Run by King Coffey of the Butthole Surfers, Trance Syndicate was the  home of a delightful bunch of miscreants such as Crunt, Crust, Pain Teens, …And You Wil Know Us By The Trail Of the Dead and this bunch of acid drenched punks, Ed Hall. I actually forgot that I owned this until I did a bit of a trawl through my CD’s over the weekend and suffice to say, I had not played  it in years. To my rapidly fading hearing Ed Hall sound to me like Primus combined with the Butthole Surfers with a liberal dose of Jesus Lizard. Gloryhole was the third record they released and probably the first great record they produced. The other Ed Hall record I’ve heard is worthwhile tracking down is Motherscratcher and if I offload some stuff on ebay then I might just pick it up. The thing about Ed Hall is that their sense of humour sometimes disguised the fact that they could really play (check out the video at the end).

I actually remember buying Gloryhole in a record store in Canberra when I was visiting my sister around the time it was released. I remember the press at the time was pretty indifferent to Ed Hall and the  other Trance Syndicate bands. I suppose it was the era of Sonic Youth, Nirvana and the mainstreaming of alternative music and bands such as Ed Hall were perhaps a little too  weird even for a world that allowed the Melvins  to be signed to a major label. It is great stuff and it has me all nostlgic to see what else I can uncover in my CD stash. I’m pretty sure I still have that Crunt record and an awful record by Crust. I think the Pain Teens record is long gone but Trail of the Dead’s fantastic debut is till floating around somewhere. Sadly Gloryhole is out of print (Trance Syndicate folded in 1999) but second hand copies turn up on ebay and amazon pretty regularly.

Live in 1992

Merzbow – Anicca (Cold Spring) 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on December 20, 2008 by noisenoisenoise

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In the  last  month I’ve been reflecting on Merzbow and the  quality of his recent output.  This partially  in response to some comments people have left on the  various Merzbow posts that pepper  this blog. Looking back I think I have been way to generous in my assessments of Dolphin Sonar and Bloody Seas and I’ll admit Merzbear was a bit too favourable as well. Merzbear I can be forgiven for because it was my first Merzbow record. The other two I have issues with my critical analysis. My concern is that Merzbow, in recent years, seems to be descending into some sort of parody of himself. Does he really have something to say on records like Coma Berenices or is he merely going thorugh a paint by numbers approach to noise.  All of the albums I’ve  listed above are humourless slabs of generic , oscillating noise. My theory that his “issue” albums are some of the dullest things he’s done stands true. In fact I’ve never posted on Peace for Animals because, although their have only been 500 copies issued, it’s limited edition pap as far as I’m concerned. Dolphin Sonar has been his “major release” this year, if that’s a fair thing to say, but he’s also released a couple of other things this year that you may have missed. One I certainly missed was Anicca and I vacillated for a while before deciding to buy it. The description of this record is Merzbow drumming. Based on that description I felt somewhat safe that this was not going to be on a par with some of his suckyrece nt output. Over Anicca’s three tracks my faith in Merzbow is only mildly restored.  As an aside,can reviewers of these records not solely rely on the record company press release and actually listen to the fucking thing. The drum heavy noise that all of the reviews speak of lasts for the first track only. And there is some charm in Merzbow going spastic on a drum  kit while he layers the  whole mess with his trademark electronic squall. The remaining two lack the tribal rhythms of the first track (which I say is the best thing on here). Annica Part 2 is just dreadful. Part 3 is a bit between, there i some nice black metal ambience mashed in there which gives it a bit of context. Is it as mind blowingly good as 1930, Sphere, Merzzow, Animal Magnetism, Aqua Necromancer, Frog  or Merzbeat? Well no. Is it better than Dolphin Sonar? Well that’s not fucking hard quite frankly. If your budget has limits and you’re negotiating your way through Merzbow then buy any of those mind blowing album’s I’ve listed. Anicca has a bit of interest for Merzbow fans like myself but, you know, I’m thinking I need more than that before I take the  plunge again. Austin, Seth, Azzief, 26 help me out here.

Sun City Girls – You’re Never Alone With A Cigarette Volume 1 (Abduction) 2008

Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2008 by noisenoisenoise

If you hadn’t already figured out by the number of spelling errors on this blog, I’m often drunk when I post. In the interests of raising the standards and the fact that I won’t be getting my own copy for a couple of weeks, I’ve invited Seth (a reader of this blog) to write up his thoughts on a pretty exciting re-release. I’m not sure if I’m right but like myself, I think Seth is new to this noise/avant stuff. There is only one comment I’d make in addition to Seth’s thoughts and that is the fact that this is titled Volume 1 is a pretty exciting teaser that there might be more Sun City Girls re-releases coming our way. Take it away Seth.

The Sun City Girls are a bunch of guys from Arizona with not much to do other than make strange noises with distorted guitars whilst releasing numerous albums that are incredibly difficult to find. Which is nice, if you’re into that sort of thing. “You’re Never Alone With A Cigarette” is a singles compilation consisting of six songs that were recorded during the sessions for their most well-known album, “Torch of the Mystics”, and three previously unreleased tracks that all sound like something from a spaghetti western soundtrack (although with a LOT more distortion on the guitars). All of the songs are instrumental, except for “The Beauty of Bengazi” which seems to be sung in a made-up language.

Since the only release by the Sun City Girls that I had heard prior to this was “Dante’s Disneyland Inferno”, I didn’t really have much idea of what to expect from this album, but I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the material contained on it. The first song, “100 Pounds of Black Olives” consists of a cacophony of distorted guitar and bass that gets faster and louder until the fuzz overwhelms your ears, before slowly burning out. It actually seemed very reminiscent of some of the material from Can’s “Tago Mago”, especially the improvised guitar parts from “Paperhouse”. “Sev Acher” is one of the three Morricone-esque songs, the other two being “Amazon One” and “Wide World of Animals”, all of which are all fantastic and probably the best songs on the album. The sheer skill of the musicians is also worth noting, with the hyperactive acoustic guitar twang on “The Beauty Of Benghazi” and the hypnotic riffs contained within “Wide World of Animals” being excellent testaments to the impressive skill of the Sun City Girls. The only song I’m not particularly fond of is “The Fine-Tuned Machines Of Lemuria”, which just drags on for too long and seems to be a bit self-indulgent. It does contain some nice trumpet parts, though.

In conclusion, this album is a great starting place if you have even the slightest interest in exploring the vast discography of the Sun City Girls. All of the songs are enjoyable and the production is top-notch. Check it out if you can find it (or just steal it!*).

*You probably shouldn’t actually steal it, you might get in trouble or something. Not that you have much chance of finding it, anyway.

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